It was a generally accepted universal law that once anyone acknowledges that something can get worse, it will get worse. It was barely 10am, and Kurt knew with certainty that the universe had a plan and was conspiring with some teenage youtuber on the world’s worst hidden camera clickbait challenge just to see how many ‘ruin the guy’s day’ videos it would take to make him crack.

But maybe that’s not the entirety of the universe’s plan.