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So, my cousin just called me with some amusing news. My college boyfriend is engaged. Again.

And when I say again, he's been engaged three times in the last two years. Four, if you count our engagement that apparently I didn't know existed. Because he thought that we were engaged, and then I left him because he was crazy. "Why do you need a masters to stay home and take care of my children?" Ha!

And then he moved out of state and got engaged six weeks after that to a girl he had known six weeks. She got her ring and then broke up with him, again, probably cause he was crazy.

Moved back here and got engaged a month after he moved back. She also left him.

Now, he's engaged yet again, to someone my cousin went to high school with and my cousin says she just wants to shake her and go 'You can do so much better!' with a dabble of 'I'm so glad you broke up with him when you did -- he's just insane, isn't he?'

This really shouldn't amuse me as much as it does. But my Roommate!B says that she's surprised he hasn't gotten his own dating show on VH1 by now just cause he's totally that desperate guy who would make for great reality television.

Wow, each time I hear things about him I'm glad that I left him.