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[chasingkerouac]

Conversation with a mother at a college fair over the weekend.

Mom: Oh, your school is near Clemson!
Me: ... um, no. Clemson is in South Carolina. We're in North Carolina.
Mom: There are two of them??
Me: ... two what? Carolinas?
Mom: Yes!
Me: *headdesk*

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[chasingkerouac.livejournal.com]

I wanted to tell her that yes, there were two. It was a brand new development, just happened last Thursday when Andy Griffith and Colonel Sanders got into a fight.

She went away as soon as she found out we were single sex, since she thought her daughter wouldn't meet a husband without a co-ed school. Honestly, I hope she's rich cause obviously the daughter wasn't getting by on her smarts, and she definitely wasn't getting by on her looks either.